Me meeting Josh Hutcherson

Me: Hey! Josh, you're jawesome.
Josh: I'm sorry, what?
Me: I can't wait to see The Hunger Games. Did you enjaw playing Peeta?
Josh: I'm sorry, what?
Me: Can you bake? What's your favourite flavour icing? Mine is jawberry.
Josh: .....
Me:
Josh:
Me: I'm gunna touch it.
*has jawgasm*